Email Joke of the Moment

Horse Betting

> > This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one
> > morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife
> > sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of
> > his head with a huge frying pan.
> >
> > MAN: "What was that for?"
> >
> > WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants
> > pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
> >
> > MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went
> > to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of
> > the horses I bet on."
> >
> > The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes
> > off do work around the house.
> >
> > Three days later he is once again sitting in his
> > chair reading and she repeats the frying pan
> > swatting.
> >
> > MAN: "What the hell was that for this time?"
> >
> > WIFE: "Your horse called."