At Early moring of January 26, 1981, a great .... m00 is born...

no... his mommy is not a cow... it's just he's a cow-wannabe... anyways

so if u haven't sent in ur share of present donations (sounds like goodwill... -_- ), dun have to wait till next year... (cuz u know u gonna "unintentionall" forget again...)

woot... I'm 22... I'm an old man w/o a beard!!