Different Types of Korean Girls
Ajuma's
Extra thick layers of Amorean cosmetics and circling the dance floor looking to score with someone their Son's age. Ajuma's are usually recently divorced women over 30 who make a startling comeback into the clubworld nightlife and singles life. Some look motherly, some are really hot but all are down and dirty to do the doo doo.
Gang-Pae-Nyun (Gangsta Bitches)
Younger minded Girls, often confused about their real roots, sometimes perceiving that they come from other cultures such as Jamaican or Latin American. Natural habitat appears to be hanging around parking lots smoking, playing pool, and crusing around in someone else's jacked up car. Beat up her boyfriend and she's yours.
FOB (fresh off the boat)
Indigenous to Koreatowns since they are extremely vulnerable outside Koreatown territory (their ability to communicate with other habitants diminishes vastly). FOBs are Korean girls that came fresh off the beehangee (KAL). Warning: If you are reading this from Korea, you are the FOB. Please disregard!!!
Gold Diggers - "If we don't get the Prada, you ain't gettin Nada!"
Seems to have a new Chanel bag for each day of the week, ... Necessary hunting weapons: BMW (no less than the 5 series), conveniently exposed designer labels, and a fabricated story about how you got your PhD. These girls are almost always super-hot, and like Sirens, they lure unsuspecting men into a hellworld of non-stop Jewellery shopping and credit card maxing. Expensive hookers.
Church Girls
The only girls who leave the club sober at 11:30pm. The all around good girl that your mother would smile about (and probably exchange cooking recipes with). WARNING: These girls can turn you around from your life of drugs and animal worshipping and take away the party forever as you live a regular Ned Flanders lifestyle.
NEW! Cock Block (CB)
You and your best friend just met two goreous KGirls at the club and they are down to come back to your crib afterwards... When all of a sudden... Along comes the dreaded CockBlock! The third (and previously unknown) member of their party as she booms to her hot friends "You can't go home with them! You're drunk... Get in my car I'm taking you home!!!" CBs are usually fat, ugly and the only sober one willing to play designated driver. Scientists believe they are actually bitter and jealous on the inside since their hot friends are having all the fun. The best known tactic for negating the eerie presence of the CB Lady is to have one of the fellas not with a girl tak! e the grenade and pretend to sho w some interest in her...
NEW! Raver Girl
E dropping, K sniffing hotties with ponytails and a big smile. Raver-Fiends go to normal clubs with glowsticks, shades and water bottles jumping around on the dancefloor consuming small pills with corporate logos. For some reason they act really friendly and understanding when out clubbing but grumpy and pissed during daytime hours... It's easy to meet these girls at rave or after hour clubs if you use the nice-guy approach, but in case you are wondering if you got game, don't fool yourself loser... it IS the drugs. The largest percentage of raver-girls are in the late teens to early twenties with a small percentage of permanently-tripping ajumas! who are still cracked out from the 70's.
Ajuma's
Extra thick layers of Amorean cosmetics and circling the dance floor looking to score with someone their Son's age. Ajuma's are usually recently divorced women over 30 who make a startling comeback into the clubworld nightlife and singles life. Some look motherly, some are really hot but all are down and dirty to do the doo doo.
Gang-Pae-Nyun (Gangsta Bitches)
Younger minded Girls, often confused about their real roots, sometimes perceiving that they come from other cultures such as Jamaican or Latin American. Natural habitat appears to be hanging around parking lots smoking, playing pool, and crusing around in someone else's jacked up car. Beat up her boyfriend and she's yours.
FOB (fresh off the boat)
Indigenous to Koreatowns since they are extremely vulnerable outside Koreatown territory (their ability to communicate with other habitants diminishes vastly). FOBs are Korean girls that came fresh off the beehangee (KAL). Warning: If you are reading this from Korea, you are the FOB. Please disregard!!!
Gold Diggers - "If we don't get the Prada, you ain't gettin Nada!"
Seems to have a new Chanel bag for each day of the week, ... Necessary hunting weapons: BMW (no less than the 5 series), conveniently exposed designer labels, and a fabricated story about how you got your PhD. These girls are almost always super-hot, and like Sirens, they lure unsuspecting men into a hellworld of non-stop Jewellery shopping and credit card maxing. Expensive hookers.
Church Girls
The only girls who leave the club sober at 11:30pm. The all around good girl that your mother would smile about (and probably exchange cooking recipes with). WARNING: These girls can turn you around from your life of drugs and animal worshipping and take away the party forever as you live a regular Ned Flanders lifestyle.
NEW! Cock Block (CB)
You and your best friend just met two goreous KGirls at the club and they are down to come back to your crib afterwards... When all of a sudden... Along comes the dreaded CockBlock! The third (and previously unknown) member of their party as she booms to her hot friends "You can't go home with them! You're drunk... Get in my car I'm taking you home!!!" CBs are usually fat, ugly and the only sober one willing to play designated driver. Scientists believe they are actually bitter and jealous on the inside since their hot friends are having all the fun. The best known tactic for negating the eerie presence of the CB Lady is to have one of the fellas not with a girl tak! e the grenade and pretend to sho w some interest in her...
NEW! Raver Girl
E dropping, K sniffing hotties with ponytails and a big smile. Raver-Fiends go to normal clubs with glowsticks, shades and water bottles jumping around on the dancefloor consuming small pills with corporate logos. For some reason they act really friendly and understanding when out clubbing but grumpy and pissed during daytime hours... It's easy to meet these girls at rave or after hour clubs if you use the nice-guy approach, but in case you are wondering if you got game, don't fool yourself loser... it IS the drugs. The largest percentage of raver-girls are in the late teens to early twenties with a small percentage of permanently-tripping ajumas! who are still cracked out from the 70's.
